Knickers to that!

A funny blog post about wearing big knickers, from Midlife Dramas in PyjamasHave decided will no longer be wearing my big ‘squeeze it all in’ knickers. Think they might be why I feel a little queasy at the end of girls’ nights out. No, the number of cocktails consumed has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Big ‘squeeze it all in’ knickers are great in theory but in reality, I ask you, where does all the flab actually go?

It would be great to think it was going to be pushed up into my bra to give me a decent pair of boobs, but alas no. It actually does two things – neither of which is the slightest bit helpful. The flab squeezed up and out of the top of the knickers settles in a roll just below my bra, making me look like Hattie Jacques in Carry on Matron. The flab squeezed down and out of the bottom of the knickers settles in a roll across my thighs, making me look like a Russian shot putter that’s gone to seed.

The overall look is of a doughnut with an elastic band round its middle.

Not a look I’ll be chasing anymore. In future, if I’m feeling a little queasy at the end of a girls’ night out, I’ll have to come up with another excuse for the cause of it.

4 thoughts on “Knickers to that!

  1. I hear you loud and clear. I wore them on New Years Eve and unfortunately fell asleep still wearing them. I felt so horrendously ill the next day. Yeah, let the jiggly bits go free

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    • I think they should come with a health warning attached, “Wearing these knickers will make you look slimmer but they might also rearrange your internal organs, push your fat into places you don’t necessarily want it, and make you feel ill the morning after the night before” Lol! x

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