Oh maxi dress, oh maxi dress
My favourite style by far.
I wear it all the time you know
In restaurant, shop and bar.
It covers all the things I’ve got
I’d rather not be seen.
I’ll give a few examples
So you’ll know just what I mean.
Pale, white legs that never brown
No matter what I do.
Veins that creep around my shins
A lovely shade of blue.
Hairs so long they’d look ok
On any man I know.
A bum that lost its pertness
And its firmness long ago.
Knees no longer pointing straight
But slipping to the side.
A muffin top and rolls of flab
Are what I’m trying to hide.
I put it on, I stand up tall
And watch it drape around.
All the things kept underneath
Are hidden safe and sound.
So thank you lovely maxi dress
For all the times you’re there.
Even when you’re out of date
It’s you I’ll always wear.
Your best one by far. Love it !!
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I’m glad you liked it Anne! Maybe poetry is the way to go… Thanks for taking the time to leave a comment 🙂
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Great poetry!
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Thanks! This post has certainly stirred up the most interest, so maybe poetry is the way forward lol! 🙂
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Hahaha love it as for your Pinterest page, you rock it girl!
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Thanks kooky! I’ve spent HOURS ‘Creating a Killer Pinterest…’ (quote expert blogger’s article) and STILL no-one comes lol! I’ve now watched a webinar (think that’s the correct term?!) and need to make my pins all long with banners ‘to make them stand out’ (quote expert blogger’s article). So I’ll be at it for several more HOURS…and still no-one will come lol!! Good job I enjoy messing around with pictures and making my page look pretty!! Do you contribute to any Linkys? I’ve started joining in with #TweensTeensBeyond Check it out x
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I am supposed to be but my stories don’t really belong anywhere. Will check them out though, thanks. I have to sort out my Pinterest banners too x
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There are lots of blog linkys that are just for bloggers rather than with a theme. The linky I suggested is interested in posts about teens, tweens and the beyond bit is just anything about us as people. I’ve linked posts about the teens, and others just about me. Canva is great for Pinterest pins etc x
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Well tweens I can write/swear/rant about. Will have another look at Canava, thank you, you are so lovely xx
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🙂 xx
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Just subscribed to Tweens, Teens @ Beyond and I received a welcome back message. God where is my brain!!
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LOL!!
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And here I thought it was only me whose style had changed so dramatically at age 60!
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Not at all…I now won’t go out in the Summer without my trusty maxi dress lol!!
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