Midlife Elf – Day 14 & 15

Just when you thought it was safe…the elves are back!! Two at a time as well!

Apologies for the darkness – that’s just how those badasses are keeping poor Santa! He has no access to twinkling lights, sleigh bells, glitter, garish decorations or mince pies.

And no-one can hear his plaintive cries of Ho Ho Ho!! It’s barbaric!

A funny midlife elf meme, from humour blogger Midlife Dramas in Pyjamas

A funny midlife elf meme, from humour blogger Midlife Dramas in Pyjamas

MIDLIFE ELF ON THE SHELF!

Midlife Elf on the Shelf Advent Calendar, from humour blogger Midlife Dramas in PyjamasWhy should children’s elves have all the fun?!

You’ll be amazed to see what my Midlife Elf has been up to. On occasion she’s been very, VERY naughty! Lol!