Mother Nature really cocked up when she designed our lady bits.
If caught short outside, a man can stand and aim his wee at something the size of a coin; with no more prep needed than unzipping his flies.
A woman – on the other hand – has to: Keep on reading!
(WARNING: please excuse the F Bomb, I felt it necessary for artistic reasons!)
Oh menopause, oh menopause
You’re here at last – woohoo!
And all the things I’ve heard about
I see you’ve brought them too!
Put your feet up, make a brew
I’m told you’re here to stay.
You’re going to change my life I guess,
Well that’s what people say.
I’ve heard that there are lots of things
I’m going to get to meet.
So tell me all about it then,
Hang on I’ll take a seat.
Keep on reading!