Football Fun Day – NOT!

A funny blog post about enduring a football fun day, from Midlife Dramas in PyjamasYoungest son’s football team had a ‘Fun Day’ last weekend, so we loyally went along. As predicted the only fun was had by our son; trying to see how much money he could get out of us – for him and his friend to waste spend on ‘fun’.

The tiniest burgers inside the hugest buns were forced down by the four of us,  extortionately expensive (and not that pleasant) cupcakes were purchased by me and a completely ridiculous amount of tombola tickets were bought by the boys. The lure of possibly winning a bottle of shampoo, a tiny bar of chocolate, a crocheted toilet roll cover, a plastic mug with a picture of flowers on it or a toddler’s colouring book was obviously too great.

They didn’t win any of them.

Both boys thoroughly enjoyed a game of bubble football: child is strapped into a massive inflatable bubble and then rolls around the pitch. Aim is to push a football between each other and ultimately score. From what I could see the kids didn’t give a toss about the football – they just enjoyed rolling around the pitch.

The one bit of ‘fun’ (for us) came when son’s bubble rolled over too far, got stuck and left him dangling completely upside down. I eventually managed to stop laughing enough to go over and roll him upright – but on husband’s video of the whole thing I can clearly be heard saying , “Don’t help him up until you’ve taken a picture.” Dear me, not a model mother then…

(I’d like to point out that no sons or bubbles were harmed in this incident)

The two of them hooked ducks in a barrel, tossed hoops onto sticks, kept returning to the over-priced second-hand tat stall, drank copious amounts of fizzy pop, ate vast quantities of cheap sweets and played tug-of-war…with themselves. When it started to cloud over we sent up a silent prayer to the weather Gods, then tried to sound sincere as we said, “Oh no! What a shame…we’re going to have to go.”

Trying not to smile too much we dragged them out of the queue for the under 8s bouncy castle (they’re 13!), quickly marched them past the ‘Name the (******* huge) Teddy’, swerved deftly away from the chocolate fountain that several snotty-nosed kids had shoved their fingers into – and left.

Phew! We’d done our bit for another year. Large gins here we come!

16 thoughts on “Football Fun Day – NOT!

  1. You must have been crushed not to win the crocheted toilet roll. Love your language, sweets, fizzy pop, so Enid Blyton of you x

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  2. Yes, you describe a typical ‘fun day’ and it reminds me of the school fete. We usually spend more than we would on a day out to a theme park, always the same people showing up and the others – well they are probably at the theme park!!! I have been to so many, I could probably list what’s left in the Tombola from the last 10 years – it’s a huge money spinner though – very addictive for all the reasons you mention. Out of date shampoo and dodgy Christmas gifts – people can’t get enough of it! Thank god for rain #tweensteensbeyond

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    • Lol! I used to be on the school PTA (blog post to come shortly!!) and organising the school fair was an annual delight *chore*. You’d be amazed what people handed in to go on the Tombola stall: used slippers, out-of-date tins of beans, HALF EMPTY shampoo bottles and on one occasion a fishing rod complete with lethal looking hook. Bizarre…but provided us with much needed entertainment 🙂

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  3. Yes this reminds me of the school fete! You turn up and spend a fortune raising money for the school in the pretence of having fun and normally walk away with all the stuff you donated too or worse absolute tat! I will never forget my daughter winning a doll’s cradle in the raffle – it was actually a wooden magazine rack passed off as a cradle. I was outraged and ended up making her leave it in the bin outside the school gates! Yep. Even mums get to have tantrums sometimes. #TweensTeensBeyond

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